Once upon a time, a couple
celebrated their 25th marriage
anniversary. They had become very
famous in the city for not having a
single conflict throughout their
married life. Local newspaper
editors had gathered on the occasion
to find out the secret of their
well-known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir, it's amazingly
unbelievable. How did you make this
possible?"
Husband, recalling his old honeymoon
days, said: "After marriage, we had
been to Shimla for our honeymoon.
Having selected horse riding,
finally, we both started the ride on
two different horses. My horse was
pretty OK; but the horse on which my
wife was riding seemed to be a crazy
one.
On the way down, my wife's horse
jumped suddenly, making her topple
over. Recovering her position from
the ground, she patted the horse's
back, and said:
"This
is your first time".
She again climbed that horse, and
continued with the ride. After a
while, it happened again. This time
she again kept calm and said:
"This
is your second time",
and continued. When the horse
dropped her third time, she silently
took out the revolver from the
purse, and
shot
the horse dead!!!
“I shouted at my wife”, the husband
continued, "What did you do, you,
psycho? You killed the poor animal.
Are you crazy?"… She gave me a
silent look, and said:
"This
is your first time!!!"…
Husband: "That's it... We are happy
ever after."